3 Ways To Become A Billionaire

#1

Rebirth yourself from a rich woman’s vagina.

#2

Count sea shells as currency. There’s literally billions of these things just lying around on every beach. If you could just attach a value to them and put them in your wallet you’d be rich!

#3

Become a seeing eye human to a blind dog. It’s more the idea itself that has value. It would make a great movie script and could make you rich if you know the right movie studio executive!