Rebirth yourself from a rich woman’s vagina.


Count sea shells as currency. There’s literally billions of these things just lying around on every beach. If you could just attach a value to them and put them in your wallet you’d be rich!


Become a seeing eye human to a blind dog. It’s more the idea itself that has value. It would make a great movie script and could make you rich if you know the right movie studio executive!

Kickstarter Coming March 2018

I'm launching a board game called Delivery Duck. You're a duck, in a truck, delivering packages. It's a strategic family game for 2 to 6 players.

Check out the board game!